I see Paris Hilton is dominating the news again this morning. She was released from jail after three days and now there's word she might go back to the pen. Every time Paris Hilton hits the news I have to remind myself why this is news.

She was born rich, she's attractive and she appeared quite bored and disinterested in a popular sex tape a few years back. She managed to parlay this "fame" into a reality series, an album and a successful career appearing at parties as Paris Hilton. Let me know if I missed anything.

I don't care about whether Paris Hilton serves three days or 300 days. I don't care about Paris Hilton. I do, however, care about Sarah Silverman, and I loved her little jab at Paris during the recent MTV Video Awards.