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Stephen Harper Eats Babies

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The scrolling electronic sign on five different Go trains displayed an interested fact yesterday.  "Stephen Harper Eats Babies."  This message was repeated on a continuous loop.

Go Transit has gone on the record denying that Stephen Harper devours innocent children.  Stephen Harper's own people have said the same.  They're claiming it's a lie, slanderous even.  They're shrugging this off with a laugh, jokingly telling the media that they've never witnessed Harper eat a single baby.

Has anyone stopped to consider that this message may in fact be truthful.  Perhaps Stephen Harper does eat babies and we've just been shown the light.  I want to believe.

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