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Blender's 50 Worst Songs Ever

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Blender has listed the 50 worst songs ever.  It's fun to agree with lists like this, but it's even more fun to disagree.  Below are seven songs I enjoy that made Blender's list.

  • R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People - C'mon Blender, is this one really so bad?  True, it's not the best R.E.M. song out there, but even their crap is better than a worst fifty list.
  • Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Perhaps it's my Canadian bias at play here, but I don't mind this song.  Of course, when I hear it, I usually envision Conan singing it.
  • The Doors - The End - I have two words for Blender: Apocalypse Now.
  • Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night - Again, my Canadian bias is outraged that this song made the list.  Even worse, they call Hart a one hit wonder.  Not on this side of the border!
  • Spin Doctors - Two Princes - Who didn't like this tune?  It was huge during my final year of high school.  Good times, good times...
  • 4 Non Blondes - What’s Up? - Dare I say this isn't just a decent song but a great song.  Sing it with me people, and I SING hey-YEAH-YEA-EAH, EAH HEY YEA YEA...
  • Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Do I really need to explain why I like this song.  Frasier will take it from here. "I was listening to a rock and roll station on the way over here, and I think the lyrics to one of those tribal chants applies to this evening: 'Everybody. Have fun tonight. Everybody. Wang Chung tonight.'"

I'm okay with the other 43 selections.  What say you?

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