Pope Benedict XVI
Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany, a longtime guardian of doctrinal orthodoxy, was elected the new pope Tuesday evening in the first conclave of the new millennium. He chose the name Pope Benedict XVI.
I'm calling him Benny for short. Benedict reminds me too much of a toasted English muffin topped with ham and a poached egg and hollandaise sauce.
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