I'm just catching up on my news after another night in the hospital. Are these news reports accurate? Did Britney Spears marry Jason Alexander of "Seinfeld" fame in Las Vegas?

"I have to get out of this! The wedding is next month! I know, I'll take a plane somewhere and maybe it will crash!" - George Costanza
"That's like a million to one chance!" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Well it's hope!" - George Costanza