Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Good bye, Lisa. Remember me as I am: Filled with murderous rage!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Did you know that in Massachusetts it's legal to marry your son?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Internet! Is that thing still around?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"As long as he has eight fingers and eight toes, he's my son."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Oh Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"You can't keep blaming yourself, Marge. Just blame yourself once and get on with life."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"

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