Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Stupid TV! Be more funny!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I'm going to act how America acts best... unilaterally!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer""Distracted". Now that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get "tracted"? I'll call the suicide hotline and find out."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"You're not the only one who can abuse a non-profit organization."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Lousy traumatic childhood."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Marge, it's 3am. Shouldn't you be baking?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Check and mate. Now king me!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night!"

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