Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"The strong must protect the sweet."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Marge, why are you crying? You're not in any physical pain, the only pain a man can understand."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"How ironic. Now he's blind, after a life of being able to see."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Always remember that you’re representing your country. I guess what I’m saying is, don’t mess up France the way you messed up your room."

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Homer"Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Ah, the Luftwaffe. The Washington Generals of the History Channel."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Marge, I agree with you - in theory. In theory, Communism works. In theory."

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Homer"We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths."

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Homer"I bet Einstein turned himself into all sorts of colours before he invented the light bulb."

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