Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Extended warranty? How could I lose?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I can't believe that someone I've never heard of wants to hang out with a guy like me."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Oh, those jazz guys are just making that stuff up!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Stealing? How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What’s-his-name?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"My back yard makes my front yard look like an idiot."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Aw, twenty dollars!? I wanted a peanut."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Why you, you cancelled Platypus Man!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Son, your mother makes a very loud point."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore."

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