Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."

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Homer"First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I don't want to go out like Elmo; hanging himself in his cell."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"How could you do this to me, Moe?! This bar was going under and it was my drink that saved it! If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!"

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Homer"Once you go Vatican, you never go back again."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I don't miss a thing. Whoa! We have a kitchen?!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"There's so much I don't know about astrophysics! I wish I read that book by "that wheelchair guy"."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"It's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get."

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