Homer's Quote of the Week
"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."
"First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
"I don't want to go out like Elmo; hanging himself in his cell."
"Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it."
"How could you do this to me, Moe?! This bar was going under and it was my drink that saved it! If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!"
"Once you go Vatican, you never go back again."
"I don't miss a thing. Whoa! We have a kitchen?!"
"There's so much I don't know about astrophysics! I wish I read that book by "that wheelchair guy"."
"It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff."
"It's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get."
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