Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"You don't win friends with salad."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice."

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Homer"You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?"

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Homer"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Save me, Jeebus."

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