Homer's Quote of the Week
"And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker."
"Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk."
"He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!"
"You don't win friends with salad."
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice."
"You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity."
"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?"
"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs."
"Save me, Jeebus."
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