Homer's Quote of the Week
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love."
"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something."
"And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!"
"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
"Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender."
"Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals. Except for weasels."
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
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