Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals. Except for weasels."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

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