Homer's Quote of the Week
"Oh, I'm sick of doing Japanese stuff! In jail we had to be in this dumb kabuki play about the 47 Ronin, and I wanted to be Oshi, but they made me Ori!"
"Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow."
"Oh, honey, you're not the world's worst mother. What about that freezer lady in Georgia?"
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
"Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?"
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy."
"Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?"
"You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide."
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