Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"What's keeping Joan Rivers alive?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I'm not a genius, or are I?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I hope he tells us to burn our pants, these things are driving me nuts."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Don't you think you're overreacting, talking gum-ball machine?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"God can't be everywhere, right?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."

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Homer"I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world."

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