Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers..."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Carnies built this country. The carnival part of it, anyway."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Foul temptress! I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy too!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"My dad never believed in me. I'm not going to make the same mistake; I'm going to be nicer to my son and meaner to my dad."

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