Homer's Quote of the Week
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers..."
"Carnies built this country. The carnival part of it, anyway."
"Foul temptress! I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy too!"
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."
"I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood."
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."
"My dad never believed in me. I'm not going to make the same mistake; I'm going to be nicer to my son and meaner to my dad."
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