Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Ah, the Luftwaffe. The Washington Generals of the History Channel."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever...thy will be done."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB. That's how we talked in the 70's. We didn't have a moment to spare."

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