Homer's Quote of the Week
"When are people going to learn? Democracy doesn't work."
"My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life."
"Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy."
"God bless those pagans."
"Let us celebrate this agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk."
"When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power...like God must feel when he's holding a gun."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight!"
"Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!"
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
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