Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"When are people going to learn? Democracy doesn't work."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"God bless those pagans."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Let us celebrate this agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power...like God must feel when he's holding a gun."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight!"

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Homer's Quote of the Week"Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."

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Homer's Quote of the Week"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

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