Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"We'll die together, like a father and son should."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"It's like the story of David and Goliath, except this time David won."

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A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves."

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