Homer's Quote of the Week
"Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out."
"We'll die together, like a father and son should."
"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"
"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV."
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."
"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
"First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!"
"It's like the story of David and Goliath, except this time David won."
"Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves."
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