Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I think I've figured this balloon thing out, Marge. It can go up and down, but not side to side or back in time."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson.'"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Bart, you can't weld with such a little flame! Stupid kid."

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A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"That horse had better win, or else we're taking a trip to the glue factory. And he won't get to come."

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A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

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A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!"

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