Homer's Quote of the Week
"If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair."
"I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels."
"You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!"
"I think I've figured this balloon thing out, Marge. It can go up and down, but not side to side or back in time."
"Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson.'"
"All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."
"Bart, you can't weld with such a little flame! Stupid kid."
"That horse had better win, or else we're taking a trip to the glue factory. And he won't get to come."
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!"
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