Homer's Quote of the Week
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
On August 8, 2003, I posted the first quote on my Homer Jay Simpson's Quote of the Week page. That means Monday marked the page's second birthday. That's over a hundred quotes and counting.
Here's the first quote I shared. "Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back...unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog."
"I believe children are the future...which is why they must be stopped now!"
"Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden."
"I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. See ya soon!"
"Our kids keep getting smarter. If we have another kid, he could invent a time machine to go back in time and prevent us from having kids."
"I used to rock and roll all night and party ev-er-y day. Then it was every other day."
"Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good."
"The food was not undelicious."
"The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!"
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