Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week Turns Two

A picture of Homer Jay SimpsonOn August 8, 2003, I posted the first quote on my Homer Jay Simpson's Quote of the Week page. That means Monday marked the page's second birthday. That's over a hundred quotes and counting.

Here's the first quote I shared. "Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back...unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I believe children are the future...which is why they must be stopped now!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. See ya soon!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Our kids keep getting smarter. If we have another kid, he could invent a time machine to go back in time and prevent us from having kids."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I used to rock and roll all night and party ev-er-y day. Then it was every other day."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"The food was not undelicious."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!"

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