Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Who is Fonzy!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I may occasionally kill out of anger; or to illustrate a point, but I'm no Grim Reaper!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lesson."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"First you gotta shriek like a woman, then keep sobbing till he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some ass."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Marge, can we go home? All this fresh air is making my hair move and I don't know how long I can complain."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Homer no function beer well without."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things."

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