Homer's Quote of the Week
"I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten."
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
"Who is Fonzy!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?"
"I may occasionally kill out of anger; or to illustrate a point, but I'm no Grim Reaper!"
"Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lesson."
"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals."
"First you gotta shriek like a woman, then keep sobbing till he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some ass."
"Marge, can we go home? All this fresh air is making my hair move and I don't know how long I can complain."
"Homer no function beer well without."
"If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things."
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