Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I hope I didn't brain my damage!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Woo hoo! 350 dollars! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Marge, quick, how many kids do we have? No time, I'll just estimate. Nine!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I wish God were alive to see this."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation."

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