Homer's Quote of the Week
"I hope I didn't brain my damage!"
"You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning."
"I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man."
"And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge."
"Woo hoo! 350 dollars! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline!"
"Marge, quick, how many kids do we have? No time, I'll just estimate. Nine!"
"Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!"
"You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!"
"I wish God were alive to see this."
"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation."
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