Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I hate the public so much! If only they'd elect me. I'd make 'em pay! Aw, Moe, how do I make 'em like me?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer's Quote of the Week"Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Now for the easiest job for any coach... the cuts."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Always submit to peer pressure."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"Whenever Marge turns on one of her "non-violent" programs, I take a walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble home in the mood for love..."

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A picture of Homer Jay Simpson"I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T."

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