Homer's Quote of the Week


Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"We're gonna get a new TV. Twenty-one inch screen, realistic flesh tones, and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?"

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Homer"You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!"

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Homer Simpson's Quote of the Week

Homer"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."

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