Homer's Quote of the Week
"Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?"
"Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles."
"Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy!"
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"We're gonna get a new TV. Twenty-one inch screen, realistic flesh tones, and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays!"
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
"You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
"Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?"
"You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!"
"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."
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