Homer's Quote of the Week
On August 8, 2003, I decided I'd try something new. A fan of The Simpsons from the get-go, my favourite character was always Homer and I thought I'd share a quote from Homer Simpson every Saturday morning. Every Saturday morning since August 8, 2003 one of my first tasks was posting a quote on my Homer's Quote of the Week page. Every Saturday morning until today.
I shared all my favourite quotes long ago, and now this fun hobby is starting to feel like a chore. The moment this blog starts to feel like a job, I'm out. Last September I made a couple of other changes and this is just one more designed to make maintenance of this site as easy as possible. I still love ya Homer, but your page will never change again. As Alice In Chains once sung, it's over now.
"Marge, are we Jewish?"
"Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything."
"I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say Yes!"
"I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!"
"I dunno what to tell you, Marge! I don't think about things. I mean, I respect those who do, but... I just try and make the day not hurt until I can crawl back in with you."
"I'll make sure you Christian Fundamentalists control everything by the 21st century!"
"We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!"
"A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator."
"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four."
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