Sit down, Douchebag

If you ever find yourself at a Leafs game, sitting on the side of the rink where the broadcast tv cameras are, perhaps about 3 rows from the ice, deep in the zone on either side near the nets, and you see Douchebag stand up and wave to the camera as the play comes by that area, please promise me you'll stab him, and stab him good.

Douchebag will sometimes be wearing a Leafs jersey, be about 23 years of age, and often for games in December, also sporting a Santa cap and holding a beer.

Douchebag may be the same Douchebag you see sitting behind home plate at Jays games, often on his phone, texting all his other Douchebag friends to turn on the game to see Douchebag on television.

So do your part, and stop Douchebaggery in all forms.
Your country thanks you for it.


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Roshan

LOL, I think when Douchebag was young, his father came to attend a tennis tournament in Cochin, India and they sat behind us and his father & he talked the entire day - singles final & doubles final - loudly discussing each & every point!

December 20, 2011 @ 9:40 AM

CQ

What's so wrong about a guy that smiles broadly towards the camera - on occasion?
Now if it is at just about every turn, sitdown!
Worst is that chump sitting way up in the rafters who WHISTLES all game long!

December 20, 2011 @ 12:03 PM

Ryan

I don't want to sound rude or anything and you're entitled to your opinion but...

SHUT UP CQ

December 20, 2011 @ 1:01 PM

4x4 Time

Seems to me the real Douchebags at Leaf games are the people who are never in the lower bowl seats to start a period, and never cheer or make any noise.

December 20, 2011 @ 1:10 PM

brian

how does Douchebag make it from way over near the left face off dot to directly behind the goal in time to pound on the glass when the defenceman regroups behind the net? that's fast! going to be hard to stab someone who's that fast.

December 21, 2011 @ 9:11 AM

Jason Patterson

While I understand where you are coming from with this, I want to point out to you that "douchebag" is the laziest insult known to man. Get some new material.

December 21, 2011 @ 4:10 PM

Ryan G

@ Jason. You're right, Douchebag.

December 22, 2011 @ 9:16 AM

Curmudgeon

I find it most amusing that on a blog post about douchebags, Jason would write something so douchebagish. Nice work Mr. Patterson!

December 22, 2011 @ 1:36 PM

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