Toronto Mike

Effin' Blackberry

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Remember that bit from Louis CK about how everything's amazing and nobody's happy?  Here's my contribution...

Right now, my Blackberry is just.... wait for it... just a phone.  That's right, it's merely a mobile phone.  It's not a smart phone, just a phone.

I haven't received a BBM since last night.  I can't check Twitter or my TSN app or even my email.  There's no internet connection, just a phone.

In related news, if you need me, you'll have to call me.  My damn Blackberry is misbehaving.  Is your Blackberry working?

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