Insane Clown Posse: Learn Your Fuckin' Science

musicInsane Clown Posse have a new song called "Miracles". Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope sing about the miracles they witness everyday. Here's the tune:

If you're at work and can't listen right now, here's the "Miracles" lyrics:

If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure motherfucking magic
This shit'll blow your fucking mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
There's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles

The American school system has grossly failed the Insane Clown Posse. How else can we explain Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope's belief that the following are miracles?

  • oceans
  • stars
  • mountains
  • trees
  • lava
  • snow
  • rain
  • fog
  • giraffes
  • cats
  • dogs
  • childbirth
  • sun
  • moon
  • mars
  • milky way
  • shooting stars
  • ufos (wtf?)
  • rivers
  • plants
  • Niagara falls
  • pyramids
  • rainbows
  • pelicans
  • magnets
  • music
  • water
  • fire
  • air
  • dirt
  • solar eclipses
  • caterpillars turning into butterflies
  • children resembling their birth parents
  • crows
  • ghosts (wtf?)
  • the midnight coast

Aside from the UFOs and ghosts, the entire list can be explained by science. To help out Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, Cracked has put together a textbook for Juggalos entitled "Learn Your Fuckin' Science".

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jason |

The whole Juggalo thing is almost as scary as Scientology. You MUST have very few brain cells to listen to ICP. Who even plays this?? THAT station?

April 22, 2010 @ 6:52 PM


haha...thank you for sharing this video.


April 22, 2010 @ 8:22 PM


Ok Mike, who the hell listens to these two ummm, clowns?

The only reason I know who they are is from listening to Stern.

OJ dude will most likely disagree with me but their "music" is beyond bad.

April 23, 2010 @ 10:28 AM


Sorry OJ, I just read your post. We actually agreed on something!

April 23, 2010 @ 10:29 AM


Dude, have you ever SEEN a pelican? That's a miracle if I ever saw one. OH- wait.

April 23, 2010 @ 10:33 AM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike

I only know these guy from Stern, too.

I don't even think that station plays them.

April 23, 2010 @ 10:41 AM

Fredericton Steve

IF this is the shit you are getting from Stern it's time to switch to XM and Opie and Anthony

April 23, 2010 @ 1:30 PM


...and Ron and Fez

April 23, 2010 @ 5:22 PM


They sing rap. Most rappers use words just so that they rhyme. What did you expect?

I know these clowns from WCW.

April 25, 2010 @ 1:47 AM


They are not using the word literally they are using it as something amazing, incredible or special. They are trying to show people that the world is full of things that point to creationism, or that god created the world. I dislike The Insane Killer Posse and this song is pretty dumb but I still understood that. Some people are ignorant and I guess can't make out simple metaphors and similes. Doesn't music mostly comprise of them? Damn, that's sad, if you couldn't get that out of this very unsophisticated song I would recommenced going back to the 3rd or 4th grade.

August 4, 2010 @ 11:13 AM


yeah these clowns are fucking stupid, they need to get a life and stop singing

August 4, 2010 @ 2:30 PM

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