Paul Blart: Mall Cop Review

Movie ReviewPaul Blart: Mall Cop: 2.5 out of 10.

Wow. That was bad. It wasn't so bad it's good bad. It was the bad bad. The comedy without a single laugh or compelling moment bad.

I'm giving it a 2.5 because my 7-year old seemed to really enjoy the climatic scene. I'm not surprised. It seemed ripped from the Disney Channel line-up plots he devours daily.

Don't see this movie. Its blows and sucks all at once.


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This movie made a lot of money and I was curious to see it. So I was glad to see it come up on TMN.

And now that I saw it....I agree 100% with Mike. It was awful and old cliche jokes. I would give it a 2/10.

October 22, 2009 @ 9:50 AM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike

The whole family watched this one - and then the kids went to bed and I watched Joy Division for the umpteenth time.

The contrast was jarring. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop Review" can make major cashola at the box office while so few people will ever see "Joy Division".

See "Joy Division" !!!

October 22, 2009 @ 10:00 AM

Stephanie Wilkinson

It was a "check-your-brain-at-the-door" movie. Unfortunately, when I saw it with four kids at the theatre, I also checked a few bucks at the door.

October 22, 2009 @ 11:37 AM


I watched it on TMN, and didn't find it *that* bad. It's not a smart film, it doesn't have great acting, and it heavily relies on slapstick, but it made my mom laugh a lot, so it was worth sitting through.

No one got that they were trying to do Die Hard, but with the guy from King of Queens?

October 23, 2009 @ 10:53 AM

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