Mr. Sub Produces Worst Ad of All-Time Contender

Mr. Sub's new "Dinner" ad might just be the worst ad I've ever seen.  Granted, that's a pretty subjective analysis, so I'm wondering if I'm alone.

Here's the Mr. Sub Dinner ad in which the Dad tells Mary, Sara, Emily, Josh, Gideon, James, Sam, Michael... and Honey the big news. He's gay.  Super, super gay.