How Fat is Too Fat for a Cat?

questionAfter work tonight, I paid my first visit to the home of **** and *****. I'm keeping their identity secret, and you'll know why in a second.

***** asked me if I wanted to see her fat cat. At first I thought it was a come-on, but then realized she wanted to show off her enormous pet feline. This was the fattest cat I had ever seen.

My question is, how fat is too fat for a cat? If this was a child, Children's Aid would be knocking at the door. Is this fat cat a victim of abuse?

Fat cat

Note: Cat appears fatter in real life.

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alternative title: big pussy

August 26, 2009 @ 8:54 PM


Someone wittier than I will come up with something better.

All I can come up with is, that's one big, hairy, pussy.

Reminds me of a Johnny Carson episode where Rachael Welch came on with a cat on her lap, and asked Johnny if he'd like to pat her pussy.

August 26, 2009 @ 9:49 PM

Pete McPhedran

I don't know about abuse, but that is negligent for sure. No cat should be that obese.


August 26, 2009 @ 9:54 PM

Toronto Mike

Fact: I almost called this entry "How Big is Too Big For a Pussy?"

But I didn't.

August 26, 2009 @ 9:58 PM


Kudos on your restraint, Mike.

August 26, 2009 @ 10:48 PM


Everyone's metabolism is different, as is their exercise levels. Don't worry about it.

August 27, 2009 @ 6:46 AM


If I had a cat that big, I'd use her as a bean bag chair!!

August 27, 2009 @ 9:42 AM


He's actually pretty good as a pillow...FYI.

August 27, 2009 @ 10:41 AM

Toronto Mike

Mike! Don't blow your cover! I've got you in the entry as ****.

August 27, 2009 @ 11:01 AM

jason |

Mike and other Mike - please consider a Weight Management formula for your cat.

Also, ask a Vet. Breed and other things are a factor i.e. indoor/outdoor cats, etc.

August 27, 2009 @ 7:14 PM

That's not my cat....errrr...

I'm pretty positive that the cats owners feed him organic weight control cat food, have purchased toys for him to play with and encourage him to go outside all the time. I'm just sayin'...that's probably the case.

Either way, just by looking at him, you can clearly see that this baby is loved loved's written all over his face!

August 28, 2009 @ 9:11 AM

The Wee Nitwit

Is that the cat's tail or is he just happy to see you?

August 28, 2009 @ 5:54 PM

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