Fred Embraces Canna Lilly

megaphoneIn what can only be described as a virtual online battle royale, I'm declaring victory. Freddie P fired the first shot and I opened a can of whoop ass on the grumpy old man late last night. Today, Fred has conceded.

Check out Toronto Mike's website today. He responds to my postng from yesterday - Toronto Mike Is Happy.

Very eloquent, extremely fair and to be honest, inspirational. From now on I'm going to be a far nicer and more understanding Freddie P.

I'll attempt to drop the grumpy old man image and behave like most others in the country. I'll pretend I can't read between the lines and I'll bend over and freely take it where the sun don't shine.

Tomorrow I'm going to write about some canna lilies my wife and I plan to transplant.

This is a proud moment for me. A bitter old man has seen the light and is embracing something as naturally beautiful as the canna lilly. Remember, Fred, most cannas like a sunny position, but off-white flowering varieties prefer dappled shade. They respond well to applications of well-rotted cow manure, so keep shovelling the shit.


Share this entry

Comments (3 - click here to join in!)

Freddie P.

You'e a beaut!

October 16, 2008 @ 2:50 PM

Jason |

I think ol' Freddie P writes half the stuff he writes for the hits and comments.

No one can support Harper that blindly.. yeesh.

October 17, 2008 @ 8:59 AM

Stephanie Wilkinson

Jason.. sometimes I wonder if you just like to see our name in print. If you were actually speaking, I'd say you like to hear the sound of your own voice.

Some of us like Harper...

October 17, 2008 @ 9:49 PM

Leave a comment

Only 3 comments? C'mon, we can do better... Leave a comment above and let's keep this conversation going!

« Head Over Heels, Literally Flickr Guide: How to Do Everything with Flickr »