I Will Never Be King
This line of succession to the British Throne is so extensive, I was sure I'd make the list. When I couldn't find my name, I was pissed, until I learnt I'm ineligible. According to the Act of Settlement 1701, anyone who is Roman Catholic, becomes Roman Catholic, or marries a Roman Catholic is permanently excluded from the succession.
It sucks to be me.
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