All I Got...
Taryn went to Portugal and all I got was this lousy tee shirt. Actually, it's a very nice soccer shirt for the national team from Portugal, but wearing it violates one of my rules.
Thou shalt not wear paraphernalia for sports teams thou does not passionately root for. The only hockey teams logo I can wear belongs to the Maple Leafs, in Baseball it's the Blue Jays, in basketball it's the Raptors, in the CFL it's the Argos, in the NFL it's the Bills and in International soccer, when Canada hasn't made the cut, it's Ireland. I can't root for Portugal.
As I said, it's a fine shirt, and a great souvenir from her free trip to Portugal, but I can't wear it.
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