"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."
- Katharine Whitehorn
"Work is a necessary evil to be avoided."
- Mark Twain
"Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it."
- Will Rogers
"The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!"
- Jack Handey
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains comes, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."
- William Shakespeare
"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."
- Woody Guthrie
"We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven."
- Henry David Thoreau
"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."
- Jean Paul Richter
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is "soap-on-a-rope."
- Bill Cosby
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