"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."
- Donald Rumsfeld, United States Secretary of Defense
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
- Albert Einstein
"I got scratches all over my arms. One for each day since I fell apart."
- Pearl Jam, Footsteps
"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, 'Got any shoes you're not using?'"
- Steven Wright
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx
"There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep."
- Homer, The Odyssey
"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing."
"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it."
- John Lennon
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Touch 'em all Joe. You'll never hit a bigger home run in your life."
- Tom Cheek
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