"My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up."
- George Costanza, Seinfeld
"I found it hard, it was hard to find. Oh well, whatever, nevermind."
- Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
"Listen, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the war of 2012, but I have one thing you'll never have: a soul. And freckles."
- Conan O'Brien on Futurama
"Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists."
- Norman Mailer
"Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."
- Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
- Woody Allen
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
- Henry David Thoreau
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory."
- Albert Schweitzer
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante
"Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
- The Narrator, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
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