Giamboner Beats Boner

Published February 9, 2010 @ 15:17 in Toronto News ~ Toronto Focus

GiambonerAdam Giambrone, member of Toronto City Council and chair of the TTC, wants to be mayor of Toronto. Now that his affair with 19-year old university student Kristen Lucas has been revealed, he's got some heat to deal with first.

With a name like Giambrone, the fist natural reaction is to nickname him Giamboner. It's just too easy, and this is a pain I know all too well. In grade six, my teacher anointed me "Boner".

That nickname stuck for a while, until I successfully morphed it into "Booner". But still, Boner creeps up now and then.

Giamboner beats Boner. And don't worry Adam, this too shall pass.

21 Responses to "Giamboner Beats Boner"

Chris in EY
February 9, 2010 / 15:53

Hopefully his political career also passes.

CQ
February 9, 2010 / 15:59

This sudden story with its crisis timing sounds made up. So really it simply gives Giambrone a MSM 'endorsable cover' to drop out of a mayoral race he wasn't close to ready for. And I think I probably voted for him before.

Argir
February 9, 2010 / 19:55

The scariest thing that came out about this sordid story was not the cheating, lying or telling his skank before the public about the pending rate hike but rather it was the fact he believes David Miller is his idol.

Does Toronto want David Miller, part deux?? If so vote for Gianbrone.

Argir
February 9, 2010 / 19:56

Ouch, that's Argie, not Argir...

The Wee Nitwit
February 9, 2010 / 21:11

"And don't worry Adam, this too shall pass."

...like a kidney stone.

Lorne
February 9, 2010 / 21:29

Ha, now anyone who wants to beat him in the mayor race doesn't even have to bring up the four fare increases and zero service improvements under his watch.

Rick C in Oakville
February 9, 2010 / 21:56

Argie, Giamboner took his love for David Miller to the next level, he said he was God LOL. Adam just was hoping for the Clinton bounce for his campaign. Considering what crap goes down at City Hall these days, I wouldn't be sitting on anyones couch after hearing the sordid goings on in Giamboners office EWWWW

Andrew
February 10, 2010 / 07:08

I guess the Giam'boner' has trouble keeping his little boner in his pants....

Me thinks his political career is about to come crashing down. What did Burns always say to Gracie??

"Goodnight Gracie!"

Mike from Lowville
February 10, 2010 / 09:40

@ Argir..........ROTFLMFAO!

At least Adam has the balls to stand up and support Canadian content for TTC purchases! Unlike the assholes that think their running this country, oh wait, they stopped for now! The world is laughing behind our backs.

Toronto Mike
February 10, 2010 / 10:14

Now we're learning Adam Giambrone was with several women... possibly a few dudes too.

I'm not convinced Adam Giambrone is ready to be our Mayor regardless, but I personally don't hold these indiscretions against him.

Adam Giambrone wasn't going to win - and now he has a good excuse to drop out, or lose.

Andrew
February 10, 2010 / 11:28

.... aaaand he's out.

Perhaps he can go to the same clinic Tiger went too!!!

Jason | GetYourOJ.com
February 10, 2010 / 11:32

He should focus on the shitty job he does for the TTC.

No, he should have.

He needs to step down from all positions.

Now because he fucked around with women, but because he's fucked around with my TTC dollars. ENOUGH.

brad
February 10, 2010 / 11:50

best blog title ever

giamboner was dead before the ship even sank

Toronto Mike
February 10, 2010 / 12:02

This is the best damn blog entry title of all time. Do you know how long it took me to compose it?

And there goes the most exciting story this mayoral campaign will see. Wake me when it's time to vote.

Hal
February 10, 2010 / 12:28

DUMBRONE needs to FIRED!!! Having sex on company time? Do you see any TTC employess doing that?

Rubber Warrior
February 10, 2010 / 14:10

The guy is on an ego trip, IMO.

Wayner
February 10, 2010 / 16:16

Agree not ready for the Mayor's chair. How he could figure that his little dalliances would not come to light is beyond me. Either this was planned exit or he is not as smart as he (we) thinks he is…

Trish
February 10, 2010 / 18:31

He could be finished! People have long memories when it comes to sex scandals. It's likely he won't run again for years. Bet it makes him wish he was merely the ticket collector who got caught snoozing on the job.

Alan G
February 10, 2010 / 22:49

Mike, I don't think this was going to be all that exciting a race with a couple of loony lefties battling it out. Now if Rob Ford were to enter the race, we'd really have something to look forward to.

A.R.
February 11, 2010 / 19:43

Alan G, are you kidding me? Rossi is a reactionary and Smitherman is a centre politician.

A.R.
February 11, 2010 / 21:07

Alan G, are you kidding me? Rossi is a reactionary and Smitherman is a centre politician.

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