Bullshit Statistics

Published May 13, 2008 @ 15:39 in Lists

calculator"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that." ~ Homer Jay Simpson

CRACKED.com has a nice list of the 6 most frequently quoted bullshit statistics. The six are:

  • You Accidentally Swallow About 8 Spiders a Year
  • You Only Use 10% of Your Brain
  • Men Think About Sex Every Seven Seconds
  • Spousal Abuse Skyrockets on Super Bowl Sunday
  • You Must Wait 30 Minutes After Eating Before Swimming
  • Christmas Causes Suicide

Only fools believe that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I mean, who can make it that long?

2 Responses to "Bullshit Statistics"

SoccerMom
May 13, 2008 / 16:00

And now look what you have done! Those poor men that though about sex 1 second ago and had 6 left are now think of it again so it was like you made them double up on sex thoughts... Bad TO Mike :o)

LEW
May 13, 2008 / 19:21

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
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