Toronto Mike

The Bearded, Neutered Wonder

Canadian Tire

It's been two years since we lost The Canadian Tire Guy, and I'm missing him now more than ever.  Love 'em or hate 'em, you remember the Canadian Tire ads featuring Ted Simonett as the bearded, neutered male.  Quick, tell me about a Canadian Tire ad you've seen since CTG left our screens?

The absence of The Canadian Tire Guy hasn't made anything better.  In fact, it's made things worse.  After two years, it's time to resurrect this poor bastard and make things right again.

Canadian-Tire
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