The Britney Microscope

Published January 31, 2008 @ 11:57 in My 2 Cents

binocularsWhen you're on your 7134th blog entry, it's likely you've covered a lot of ground. Although I don't have any facts to back this up, I'd guess the most popular subject of blogs is Britney Spears. She's prime gossip fodder with mass appeal and everybody loves staring at a train wreck. I've been going out of my way to not blog about Britney, because I fail to see the blogging delight in gawking at a young mother screaming for help at the top of her lungs.

I'm not suggesting I've never written about Britney Spears, I've just intentionally avoided writing about what's happened these past few years. Searching this site I see I joked about the fact she married a guy named Jason Alexander and I reviewed her recent performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, calling it "sad". That's the word I'd use to describe this society's complete fascination with following every detail of Britney's public fall from grace.

The AP tells me Britney Spears was taken from her home by ambulance early this morning and escorted to the hospital by more than a dozen police officers in cars, on motorcycles and in helicopters. When you want your next Britney update, or Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie updates for that matter, you'll have to go elsewhere.

3 Responses to "The Britney Microscope"

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Andrew
January 31, 2008 / 15:39

So you're blogging about Britney to say you're not blogging about Britney? Now by putting the list of names in your blog does it increase your Google traffic? Is someone looking to pay off another towing fine with Google money????

Or am I just adding to the effect by commenting on it? Am I part of the problem? Now I am depressed.

Toronto Mike
January 31, 2008 / 15:52

In the SEO world, we call Britney Spears high hanging fruit. There are so many parties targeting those keywords, and throwing lots and lots of money behind the endeavour, that ranking on the first page for Britney Spears is simply not possible for a wee blogger like me.

I'll bet no additional traffic comes from this entry about Britney. But while I'm here, Birtney Spears, Brittney Spears, Britney Speers, Britney Spaers, Britnee Spears, Britney Spear.

Now I'm depressed.

Jason | GetYourOJ.com
February 1, 2008 / 13:15

Yeah, sure man, but we all have our idols. You have Gord Downie for instace. We all have one or two celebrities that are a guilty pleasure. SOMEONE wants to know about her or it wouldn;t be "news"

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