Will Paris Fall In Love With Me?

Published by Toronto Mike on October 25, 2007 @ 19:56 in Miscellaneous

binoculars Speaking of Repo! The Genetic Opera!, here's the trailer for the film which will hit theatres April 25, 2008.

I wonder if HH can score me tix to the premiere. It might be my last best chance to hook up with a heiress to the Hilton millions.

She ain't worth it. Well, MAYBE 1 time only & that's it.

Oh, I'm not interested in having sex with her. I'm intrigued by the fringe benefits.

Your not interested - I sure would. JUST once.
If she keeps her same lifestyle her fringe benefits will be done by age 35.

I've seen her in that state, and she seemed sort of bored and disinterested. It wasn't very sexy.

I just want her to take me shopping one day so I can accumulate all the cool toys and gadgets I currently deprive myself of.

Yeah shed be worth hanging out with just to get into her purse not necessarily her pants.

she's apparently too busy throwing a tantrum in a porn shop to fall in love with anyone. Sorry, Boon.

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