Toronto Mike

The Bachelor Life

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Last Saturday, while I ran with the giraffes, my wife and kids boarded a plane to spend a week at my mother-in-law's boyfriend's son's condo in Scottsdale, Arizona.  I picked them up at the airport last night, thus ending 8 days of bachelorhood.

Here's a collection of thoughts and observations culled from a week by myself.

  • I produced very little garbage.  I filled about 1/3rd of a single little bag during the week.  I didn't produce a whole lot of recyclables, either.  I found the reduction in waste fascinating.
  • I forget to eat.  Every night I had to remind myself to wolf down a meal, and bachelor Mike eats crap.  I'm so glad the family is home because I'm starving.
  • When I'm home alone, I work too much.  The house is so quiet I ended up turning on the laptop and working until it was time to sleep.  The bulk of both weekends were spent working, and all work and no play makes Mike a dull boy.
  • I'm not messy.  Living alone for a week, it was so easy to keep a clean and tidy home.  I now know who to blame for messes, and it ain't me.
  • I listened to a great deal more radio.  At night I would put the radio on a timer and fall asleep to it, and in the morning I would let it play while I got ready to leave for work.  I used to do the same thing before I got married.
  • I suck at bachelorhood.  It was too quiet, I missed my wife, I missed my kids, I missed the noise and I missed the demise of the dull moment.  I've never lived alone, and it might be best that I never do.
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