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Vince Carter Writhing in Pain

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On January 9, 2007, the Raptors faced the Nets in New Jersey.

The basketball player formerly known as Vince Carter goes down like he's shot.  This is my new favourite Vince Carter highlight reel.  It's the Vince we knew and loved.

FUVC!

I hate everything about you.  Why do I love you?

FUVC.  You SOB, Rookie of the Year, Dunkaholic, talented freak...  you owned this city, you were Toronto basketball.  You wanted out, you demanded a trade from the T.Dot, then you started to tank it and you had the gonads to admit it.  No effort, phony injuries, that entire "I don't wanna dunk anymore" bullshit.  We traded you to the Nets and got pure shite in return.  You almost ruined this franchise, but post-trade you miraculously remembered how to play.  You were an all-star again, you SOB.  FUVC.  We're getting the last laugh here.  It's game time.

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