Foot Fellatio

While we were recording the podcast of love, Humble Howard shared a story about his friend Lou Schizas, an analyst for Report on Business Television. According to Lou, there's a particular make of sock that's like fellatio for your feet. Okay, he didn't say fellatio but used a term with the initials bj instead. The point was clear, these were special socks.

Howard gave me a pair and I'm wearing them today for the first time. They're fine socks in an ideal colour, but are they worthy of the aforementioned claim?

No way, are you crazy? But they are nice socks.

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