Toronto Mike

Dear God

Dear God

It's clinching night.  If my beloved Maple Leafs defeat the Sens tonight at the Corel Centre, we're on to the second round.  We're about 90 minutes from game time and I feel like I'm playing tonight.  I'm anxious, hopeful and more than a little nervous.  I really want to wrap this thing up in six to give our guys a little breather before round #2.

History is on our side.  Here are the results from the previous 4 elimination games between the two clubs:

2000: East CQF, Game #6, Toronto 4, Ottawa 2, Leafs win series in 6 games
2001: East CQF, Game #4, Toronto 3, Ottawa 1, Leafs win series in 4 games
2002: East CSF, Game #6, Toronto 4, Ottawa 3, Leafs force Game #7
2002: East CSF, Game #7, Toronto 3, Ottawa 0, Leafs win series in 7 games

While we're talking Leafs here, I received an email from a gentleman named Drew who lives in British Columbia.  His team is not the Canucks but the Maple Leafs.  In his email to me, he shared his letter to God he wrote following our game four loss.  I've pasted it below.

Dear God
Hope you are well. I have a selfish request to ask of you. I was wondering if I could better learn from you how to conduct ones daily struggles if perhaps you could stop teaching me life's lessons by gouging the eyes out of Toronto Maple Leafs hockey players. It would also be nice in my humble opinion, if you could stop breaking the legs on the Leafs players. I must admit, I personally think it is revolting and I can't possibly see how such acts must occur. If there is something you are trying to tell us; please save us from ourselves tell us (especially me) in an easier way so we'll all understand what you expect from us.
One of your finest creations the immortal leafs is now locked in mortal combat with a boorish team with gaudy jerseys. As you well know it's been a VERY long time since you have blessed our team with the cup. I'm sure God you found it very gratifying to keep the Leafs and the Habs away from each other again in this playoff series. I was so hoping to see the Montreal - Toronto match but you said no. So be it. Would it be selfish to allow our team to defeat the Senators in this years playoffs? After all we have trounced them usually very well in the regular season; it's expected. Please God make 1/3 of the country happy. I thank you for your attention.

Drew's letter to God reminded me of a letter I wrote to the Big Guy Upstairs in March 2003.  You can read my letter here.

Go Leafs Go!

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